some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Any association with the Mockingjay symbol is forbidden.
can anyone make this transparent for me pls?
im sorry i made an alternate version
WHAT THE FUCK
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.
Which show is this? I need to know for research purposes
Sam putting the Samulet on Dean and watching his eyes turn green again.
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
Dylan O’Brien @ The Maze Runner Press Line at Comic Con 2014 (x)